I’m lame ok. 

I love you.

Headaches are a nuisance.  

Hello~ 

demitholol:

NOTHING HOW’RE YOU

I’M BORED.

AND LONELY.

HOW ARE YOU??

cherryboomlloyd:

We’re still in the same room though! It’s disturbing knowing that you waltz into the bathroom while I’m naked in the shower, what if one day you’re curious and you do pull it back?! And yes, you were. I think I’d remember….

What do you take me for?! I would never! Besides, I’m pretty sure you’d squirt shampoo in my eyes, and I don’t quite fancy the thought of that. I was not. I think you wish I had been cuddling you, babe.

cherryboomlloyd:

They’re not far away, you’re just lazy and because if I’m in the shower, usually you don’t casually stroll in a pee, oh and brush your teeth. Y’never know with you though, Zayn. Remember that time I woke up and you were laying cuddling me.. naked? Yeah.. I remember that too and I’ll never forget that terrible moment..

Hm.. that bit is true. But there’s a shower door in between us! What, you think I’m gonna pull that back and take a good look at you? Hey, I wasn’t cuddling you! …or was I… Welp.

wheres-perriex:

Oh! I think I’ve heard of them. I hear the blonde is pretty cute, hm? Oh, Yeah! What’s his name? He is pretty hot… 

Yeah. I think she’s gorgeous. But shh, don’t tell her. It’s supposed to be a secret. Um, I forget.. he DJ’d during their tour, though, right?

cherryboomlloyd:

I hope you realise that there is more than one bathroom in this house! You can go sleep outside or something, I’m scared of you!

Those are so far away, though! Why would I go into another one when there’s a bathroom connected to our room? You make it sound as if I’m going to do something naughty to you.

wheres-perriex:

I know, I know. I really like this band though, They sing something about staying up all night and jumping around.

Oh! I think I’ve heard of them. I’ve been told the one with the dark hair is pretty hot. Hm… there’s this band I’m pretty into, too. They have this song out about having wings!

cherryboomlloyd:

Wait.. What? Ew, Zayn! And you said the first time…. are you trying to say that you’ve walked in on me in the shower more than once?!

……..maybe. But it wasn’t as if I was trying to like peep at you naked or anything! I had to pee and brush my teeth!